✦ A Poem Served Instead of an Ad ✦
How to please 'im is my riddle,
So I'll fall back on my fiddle;
For I'd stan' myself on en'
To accommodate a frien'
Nex' do', nex' do'--
To accommodate a frien' nex' do'.
The Book of Humorous Verse, ed. Carolyn Wells (Public Domain)