✦ A Poem Served Instead of an Ad ✦
But while these three were prating,
The sailor slily waiting,
Thought if it came about, sir,
That they should all fall out, sir,
He then might play his part.
And just e'en as he meant, sir,
To loggerheads they went, sir,
And then he let fly at her
A shot 'twixt wind and water,
That won this fair maid's heart.
The Book of Humorous Verse, ed. Carolyn Wells (Public Domain)