✦ A Poem Served Instead of an Ad ✦
In sulphureted hydrogen they steeped its wiggly ears;
They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard-boiled shears;
They donned their rubber mittens and they took it by the hand
And 'lected it a member of the Fumigated Band.
The Book of Humorous Verse, ed. Carolyn Wells (Public Domain)